Tag: Coors Light

The best part? The owner only threw a stick. Picture The best part? The owner only threw a stick.
Next year I'm going to drink myself into a better costume. Picture Next year I'm going to drink myself into a better costume.
Put your junk in that box. Picture Put your junk in that box.
Yeah, we're in a rush. Do you have anything that's already skunked? Picture Yeah, we're in a rush. Do you have anything that's already skunked?
Beer and women - who doesn't love it? Picture Beer and women - who doesn't love it?
"You are what you drink." Picture "You are what you drink."
Don't worry, Blitzen's driving. Picture Don't worry, Blitzen's driving.
The Coors Light Knight Picture The Coors Light Knight
The empty cans are cutting my - oh my god everyone get out. Picture The empty cans are cutting my - oh my god everyone get out.
I don't care if it comes out of a real donkey's dick, I'm just here to get drunk. Picture I don't care if it comes out of a real donkey's dick, I'm just here to get drunk.
"Out with the old, in with the new." Picture "Out with the old, in with the new."
The devil made me do it. Picture The devil made me do it.
16 cans of RAM. Picture 16 cans of RAM.
"Nascar Halloween - riding around in shopping carts resulted in bloody shins, a broken elbow, chipped tooth, and 10 stitches." Picture "Nascar Halloween - riding around in shopping carts resulted in bloody shins, a broken elbow, chipped tooth, and 10 stitches."
"Son, why do your clothes weigh so much?" Picture "Son, why do your clothes weigh so much?"
Someone needs better locks. Picture Someone needs better locks.
I don't care how many people you have to harass, we need a picture for Monday's newspaper that makes it look like we're doing something! Picture I don't care how many people you have to harass, we need a picture for Monday's newspaper that makes it look like we're doing something!
If you don't wake up during this, you deserve being part of Mount Shame. This is how large people play jenga. Picture If you don't wake up during this, you deserve being part of Mount Shame. This is how large people play jenga.
After I sink this shot, I have to go. Matlock's on. Picture After I sink this shot, I have to go. Matlock's on.
"Is that turtle 21?" Picture "Is that turtle 21?"
"I put a couple of beers in the freezer to get them cold quickly... then forgot about them." Picture "I put a couple of beers in the freezer to get them cold quickly... then forgot about them."
"Coors Light has to be fortified with more alcohol in Scotland or they wouldn't drink it." Picture "Coors Light has to be fortified with more alcohol in Scotland or they wouldn't drink it."
Right through the side of the can. Video Right through the side of the can.
No lord, take me instead! Picture No lord, take me instead!