Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The best part? The owner only threw a stick.
Next year I'm going to drink myself into a better costume.
Put your junk in that box.
Yeah, we're in a rush. Do you have anything that's already skunked?
Beer and women - who doesn't love it?
"You are what you drink."
Don't worry, Blitzen's driving.
The empty cans are cutting my - oh my god everyone get out.
I don't care if it comes out of a real donkey's dick, I'm just here to get drunk.
"Out with the old, in with the new."
The devil made me do it.
16 cans of RAM.
"Nascar Halloween - riding around in shopping carts resulted in bloody shins, a broken elbow, chipped tooth, and 10 stitches."
"Son, why do your clothes weigh so much?"
Someone needs better locks.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.