"Cop Car" Stuff

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picture "Alright sir, I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the car and take a breathalyser test.""No, sir, I'm going to have to ask YOU to step out of the car."

picture Not very original, but huge points for risk.

picture "The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!"

"Cop stepped on accelerator instead of the brake during a routine a pull over."

picture "Cop stepped on accelerator instead of the brake during a routine a pull over."

I swear sergeant, the sub shop was resisting arrest and opened fire.

picture I swear sergeant, the sub shop was resisting arrest and opened fire.

Napoleon Dynamitesville, Arkansas.

picture Napoleon Dynamitesville, Arkansas.

Hmmm... maybe I would be a more effective cop if I were in a wheelchair.

picture Hmmm... maybe I would be a more effective cop if I were in a wheelchair.

"Get arrested in style."

picture "Get arrested in style."

Pacific Blue often ignored the less glamorous side of being a bike cop.

picture Pacific Blue often ignored the less glamorous side of being a bike cop.

Either the cop car broke down or this is the beginning of the greatest senior prank ever.

picture Either the cop car broke down or this is the beginning of the greatest senior prank ever.

picture Cop prank.

World's most dangerous leak.

picture World's most dangerous leak.

"Not only is America the only country with police hummers, we're also the only country where police hummers have dubs."

picture "Not only is America the only country with police hummers, we're also the only country where police hummers have dubs."

If pigs ride cars, how come they call motorcycles hogs?

picture If pigs ride cars, how come they call motorcycles hogs?

Sir, if you do not respond soon we will be left with no choice but to open fire.

picture Sir, if you do not respond soon we will be left with no choice but to open fire.

Worst parallel parker ever.

picture Worst parallel parker ever.

I'm sheriff and I get to do whatever I want with the budget!

picture I'm sheriff and I get to do whatever I want with the budget!

Racketeering, possession, assaulting a police officer! Thanks to URI's finest the quad is now safe for hookah once more.

picture Racketeering, possession, assaulting a police officer! Thanks to URI's finest the quad is now safe for hookah once more.

No-speed car chase.

picture No-speed car chase.

Meanwhile the state trooper pees on a Humvee.

picture Meanwhile the state trooper pees on a Humvee.

I like to imagine the two cops yelling at each other, then the one who gave the ticket says in his gnarled voice, "This ain't your jurisdiction, Statie."

picture I like to imagine the two cops yelling at each other, then the one who gave the ticket says in his gnarled voice, "This ain't your jurisdiction, Statie."

I can't wait 'til someone nails him with a blue shell.

picture I can't wait 'til someone nails him with a blue shell.

The only handicap I see here is the UNITED STATES JUDICIAL SYSTEM PEOPLE!

picture The only handicap I see here is the UNITED STATES JUDICIAL SYSTEM PEOPLE!

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