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Yeah this works great now, but what about when the criminals get segways?
Sir, what's that smell? I'm going to have to ask you and the dog to step out of the car.
"Luckily, I was able to outrun the cops by stepping up on the curb."
Excuse me officer, can I borrow your tazer gun?
Let's all commit fun crimes before they wake up!
Mom, stop taking pictures, you're ruining my first arrest.
I don't care how full the moon is, you can't run around downtown with no clothes on.
Ace, Gary - I'm glad I found you. Bighead's escaped from jail again!
Gotta finish what you started.
Sir, I'm going to need to take a look inside your cargo.
"I woke up to this on my desk from the night before. Aparently the cop that drove me home after finding me passed out behind the wheel of my parked car gave it to me so I would know!"
As a policeman, I'm this town's last line of defense against chaos.
"Nothing like getting the public safety officers on campus to come in and have a nice cup of Natty."
Garbage Can Beer Pong - the game that's fun for everybody!
"There has been a riot every Halloween at the University of Wisconsin since 2002."
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