Jake and Amir
Adam Ruins Everything
WTF is going on
Idiots on Facebook
The Graphic Truth
"There has been a riot every Halloween at the University of Wisconsin since 2002."
"It is amazing how fast the music dies down and everyone hides their beers when I walked in."
A license plate your parents might get you to make sure you never drive drunk.
"Don't give your wasted friend a police baton."
I have to confiscate this. It's umm.... too silver.
"We went to offer this cop a beer and he was passed out."
Most cop cars come equipped with an emergency donut supply just in case Krispy Kreme is closed.
"How did he get back on the horse after he hand cuffed him?"
New contest: stoned cops in riot gear. Go!
"We told them if they won they could give us all tickets."
It's maintaining the peace, because if someone doesn't hold that beer bong for him he's going to go crazy.
There's nothing illegal going on unless he can't finish it.
"Thanks New Hampshire, you saved me a DUI!"
What about the cops on Cop Rock? They could dance.
WHO WILL WATCH THE WATCHMEN!?
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