Tag: Cop (Page 5)

A license plate your parents might get you to make sure you never drive drunk. Picture A license plate your parents might get you to make sure you never drive drunk.
"Don't give your wasted friend a police baton." Picture "Don't give your wasted friend a police baton."
I have to confiscate this. It's umm.... too silver. Picture I have to confiscate this. It's umm.... too silver.
"We went to offer this cop a beer and he was passed out." Picture "We went to offer this cop a beer and he was passed out."
Try not to commit any crime next time you're in Taiwan. You don't want to be at the receiving end of a Taiwanese supercop karate chop. Video Try not to commit any crime next time you're in Taiwan. You don't want to be at the receiving end of a Taiwanese supercop karate chop.
Most cop cars come equipped with an emergency donut supply just in case Krispy Kreme is closed. Picture Most cop cars come equipped with an emergency donut supply just in case Krispy Kreme is closed.
"How did he get back on the horse after he hand cuffed him?" Picture "How did he get back on the horse after he hand cuffed him?"
New contest: stoned cops in riot gear. Go! Picture New contest: stoned cops in riot gear. Go!
"We told them if they won they could give us all tickets." Picture "We told them if they won they could give us all tickets."
It's maintaining the peace, because if someone doesn't hold that beer bong for him he's going to go crazy. Picture It's maintaining the peace, because if someone doesn't hold that beer bong for him he's going to go crazy.
There's nothing illegal going on unless he can't finish it. Picture There's nothing illegal going on unless he can't finish it.
Supercop jumps onto a stolen truck. I'm getting too old for this shit. Video Supercop jumps onto a stolen truck. I'm getting too old for this shit.
"Thanks New Hampshire, you saved me a DUI!" Picture "Thanks New Hampshire, you saved me a DUI!"
What about the cops on Cop Rock? They could dance. Picture What about the cops on Cop Rock? They could dance.
WHO WILL WATCH THE WATCHMEN!? Picture WHO WILL WATCH THE WATCHMEN!?
Note to self - don't mess with cops in Barcelona. Video Note to self - don't mess with cops in Barcelona.
I'm not sure I'd want to put a gun in this guy's hands. Picture I'm not sure I'd want to put a gun in this guy's hands.
If you miss this one, I get a real get of jail free card. Picture If you miss this one, I get a real get of jail free card.
Wouldn't it be great if that many people applauded for you every time you pooped in public? Video Wouldn't it be great if that many people applauded for you every time you pooped in public?
You can either spend the night in jail, or admit that you were leaning and that last shot doesn't count. Picture You can either spend the night in jail, or admit that you were leaning and that last shot doesn't count.
That shirt must pay off in great pictures at least three times a day. Picture That shirt must pay off in great pictures at least three times a day.
I love how the cop gets all "hey wait, what are YOU doing here?" Video I love how the cop gets all "hey wait, what are YOU doing here?"
To serve, protect, and harass Wendy's employees. Video To serve, protect, and harass Wendy's employees.
"This was my second speeding ticket in 2 days. Funny thing was the cop took the picture and said 'I made collegehumor once.' and drove off." Picture "This was my second speeding ticket in 2 days. Funny thing was the cop took the picture and said 'I made collegehumor once.' and drove off."