Jake and Amir
Adam Ruins Everything
WTF is going on
Idiots on Facebook
The Graphic Truth
Let's all commit fun crimes before they wake up!
Mom, stop taking pictures, you're ruining my first arrest.
Cop Freaks Out
I don't care how full the moon is, you can't run around downtown with no clothes on.
Ace, Gary - I'm glad I found you. Bighead's escaped from jail again!
Gotta finish what you started.
Sir, I'm going to need to take a look inside your cargo.
"I woke up to this on my desk from the night before. Aparently the cop that drove me home after finding me passed out behind the wheel of my parked car gave it to me so I would know!"
As a policeman, I'm this town's last line of defense against chaos.
"Nothing like getting the public safety officers on campus to come in and have a nice cup of Natty."
Garbage Can Beer Pong - the game that's fun for everybody!
"There has been a riot every Halloween at the University of Wisconsin since 2002."
"It is amazing how fast the music dies down and everyone hides their beers when I walked in."
A license plate your parents might get you to make sure you never drive drunk.
"Don't give your wasted friend a police baton."
I have to confiscate this. It's umm.... too silver.
Page 6 of 11
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.