Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
I'm not sure I'd want to put a gun in this guy's hands.
If you miss this one, I get a real get of jail free card.
You can either spend the night in jail, or admit that you were leaning and that last shot doesn't count.
That shirt must pay off in great pictures at least three times a day.
"This was my second speeding ticket in 2 days. Funny thing was the cop took the picture and said 'I made collegehumor once.' and drove off."
Do cops really need to drink skunked Natty Ice they confiscated?
I'm going to need to take a look in the back of your truck, sir.
You are under arrest for never getting to second base.
How many cops does it take to wake up a Kentucky Derby tailgater? The world may never know.
".... as cops wait 5 feet behind him."
"Confused cop at Farrand Field on 4/20 at University of Colorado... 'We already turned on the sprinklers, what else am i supposed to do?"
What do you have in the back there buddy?
"The security guard at a student apartments complex came to tell us that we could get arrested for 'pissing out doors."
Now this is a crime inspired by Grand Theft Auto 3.
They should pass legislation that if your car is taller then the cop, you don't get a ticket.
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