cop

    "Don't give your wasted friend a police baton."
    I have to confiscate this. It's umm.... too silver.
    "We went to offer this cop a beer and he was passed out."
    New contest: stoned cops in riot gear.  Go!
    "We told them if they won they could give us all tickets."

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