"Cop" Video

"How embarrassing for you, officer--I was talking about drugs."

I fought the law and the law was a jerk face.

From CH Staff

Part dog, part gun, all cop.

From 39 Degrees North

And that's the last time any of them were ever seen alive.

"I only handle ground laws, the FAA will deal with your buddies."

The cop was so impressed he put him in jail.

"I came here to kick ass and pick up some bubble gum. And I'm glad to see that you're not out of either."

The BASE jumper got to jump off his bridge, and the police officer got to arrest his BASE jumper. That's called a compromise.

He probably regrets pulling that wolf over for having an expired plate.

That's what he gets for DWB: Driving While Blonde.

They took a page from the armed forces and used this to recruit city cops.

In Sweden, "Dirty Dancing" is actually called "Training Day."

and replaces it with something better.

Nobody rolls through a stop sign in his neighborhood.

He better hope he crashes into a lawyer on the way home.

So many car crashes but so worth it.

You have the right to remain buzzed.

"I've done it. I've solved every crime in this town. There's only one thing left to do."

"And when I get there I want to get REAL shanked. Don't you stab me with one of those plastic, safety shanks."

Crime doesn't stand a chance.