copping a feel

    "Hey man, you clench often?"
    "Nope. mine's still bigger. Step it up, babe."
    Honk, honk.
    "Good Lord, I've stumbled upon an oil field's worth of milk!"
    Stop monkeying around and take it off already!
    Wait a minute, that's not Santa Claus!
    That's a 13-year-old boy dressed in a monkey suit.
    Don't worry, it's his wife's sister.
    Dunston Checks Out her boobs by coppin' a feel.
    Eye for an eye, boob for a crotch.
    Just like his daddy, we think.
    MVPenis
    "This guy knows what to protect in a hurricane."

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