I sense a disturbance in your blood alcohol level
Man, I told you already, it's just Capri Sun, for real.
We will go to whatever measure necessary to be a total dick and ruin your day.
No, this wasn't a metaphor.
Shirt, you've never steered me wrong before.
He's just checking to make sure if it's legal.
Drink! Also, I'm going to have to write you up for public drinking.
A platform cops can support.
I'm not drunk, I'm just trying to get a real close look at this pavement.
How's the view, officer?
I'm sick of Good Cop/ Bad Cop. Let's do Good Cop/ Party Cop.
"No, I'm not blocking anything with my hand. Don't be so immature."
We need backup! And then we need that backup to be stacked on top of us.
Suspect is south-boud driving a red happymobile.