Picture "my girlfreind broke 2 hitter pieces and after scraping them for res i still had them so made them into a hookah and the hose is the extra from when i had to sneak piss into my parole officer." Does your girlfriend know you pee'd in her hookah?
Picture I don't care how many people you have to harass, we need a picture for Monday's newspaper that makes it look like we're doing something!
Picture "You might be a redneck if you break your hand and install a bottle opener to your cast." I think you mean you might be AWESOME.