Listen, son, you're gonna have to learn about this sometime. Now quit whining and drink your Jack Daniels.
Stay strong man. We're gonna get you outta here.
That's a whole lot of adorable NOPE.
You mean to tell me Fantasy Football involves no elements of fantasy?
He'll valiantly pass out in his own puke.
May you let derp into your heart.
Ugh, shut up Meg.
Ugh, it's like the size of a kid, or something.
Can you tell me how to get the hell out of Sesame Street?
Buck the police.
After finishing the bottle he had a very bad rumbly in his tumbly.
Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.
To be fair, his country's secret police wear those same masks.
She can stand on any shoulder she wants to.
Two guys are going homo Solo tonight.
Why 98% of parents shouldn't have children.