"Costume" Video

A star studded trick or treat.

From CH Staff

"Class of 2011, your lives will never be better than they are right now! It's all downhill from here!"

To be fair, his country's secret police wear those same masks.

His problem was that he was too direct. He should've opened by telling them they had nice shoes. I don't see any other problems in his strategy.

From Venture999

The joke is on the police. They thought he owned a car.

So real, you're guaranteed to get shot by a farmer or your money back.

Check him out now, before he dresses up as Jasmine.

"He's so cool that I heard he once told his 9th grade science teacher to shove it. That's why he doesn't have to go to school anymore."

It's cute now, but before long he'll be going to furry conventions and having anonymous sex with cats dressed like dogs.

How do you know if your pets are ready to re-enact Star Wars? When you're lonely enough, you'll know.

"Your fly is open. No, really, I can see your penis."

Sure, everyone loves this, but when I go trick-or-treating with an actual brain, people freak out.

I'm going to shoot him with my blaster to be on the safe side. The last thing I need this Halloween is to have my droids stolen.

I hear James Cameron does the same thing with his wife.

I want to go back in time and show this to hunter/gatherer cavemen, so they can see how far we've come.

Here's your chance to be the most gender-ambiguous figure at your party.

Awww, he's lost his will to live.

Finally, a Jared Leto I can marry without being shunned in the eyes of the church.

There needs to be a rule 34 for things that aren't porn. If you can think of it, it exists on the Internet.