Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"Hey Andy next time you should lock your windows."
The couch that has every pizza delivery number built in.
We have a matching Schlitz end table.
Just then, a wave came in and claimed their couch.
How did you get the squirrel to stay still like that? Uh oh.
It's not comfortable and it smells like ass, but it's a great conversation piece.
"What happens when a heavy sleeper falls asleep on a lounge couch? He gets taken on a campus tour."
The kicker: he is currently five hours away from where he passed out.
Best snow sculpture yet?
"If the drive thru doesn't come to the comfort of your living room than bring the living room to the drive thru"
"This is a good sign that the party went well."
Mini sofa or HUGE CAT? You decide.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.