The goggles, they do nothing! picture The goggles, they do nothing!
Check this out guys, I can wrap my udder all the way around my hoof. I call it a wrist watch. picture Check this out guys, I can wrap my udder all the way around my hoof. I call it a wrist watch.
Cow Drinks its Own Milk video Cow Drinks its Own Milk

If I could do that I'd never leave the house!

If cow-on-the-roof doesn't scream college, then I don't know what does. picture If cow-on-the-roof doesn't scream college, then I don't know what does.
High-Powered Cow video High-Powered Cow

This is less impressive when you consider that that cow hasn't been milked in ten years.

Karate Cow video Karate Cow

All right, who's the wise guy who told this cow how steaks are made?

Unfortunate Cow video Unfortunate Cow

We were wrong, it turns out cows and airplane runways don't mix.

Grover lends a helping hand for a solid facial picture Grover lends a helping hand for a solid facial
Star Wars Distractions video Star Wars Distractions

To fool such an elite enemy, one must utilize all his sound effects.

Cow Gives Birth to a Dude video Cow Gives Birth to a Dude

The miracle of life is beautiful.