Who says you need to be able to speak to save lives?
Nothing worse than waking up the next day and having to get Plan B: Rabies Shot.
1. Place ear to chest of victim and "shoosh" gathering customers as you listen for heartbeat. Announce that you can hear no pulse and demand they give victim "some air, for Christ's sake."2. Tear …
"Two of this country's Blonde Bravest at work."