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			<pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 10:20:39 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Who says you need to be able to speak to save lives?]]></description>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>1. Place ear to chest of victim and &quot;shoosh&quot; gathering customers as you listen for heartbeat. Announce that you can hear no pulse and demand they give victim &quot;some air, for Christ&#039;s sake.&quot;<br  />
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