CollegeHumor: Crack

I Heart Crack Whores

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 22:51:34 -0500

They must have been out of "I Heart NY" stickers.

I Prefer the Term "Crack Enthusiast"

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 19:48:55 -0400

Hey guys. Dwayne. Pete. Ryan. Look, I’m sure you guys mean well with this whole ‘intervention’ thing but it’s misplaced, not to mention hurtful. I mean, guys: I’m not a crack addict-I’m a crack enthusiast.

There’s a huge difference, okay Dwayne? What I do between these three-and-a-half walls is my business, and my business alone. I’m a re...

The Language of Eyes

Mon, 30 May 2011 08:41:49 -0400

I think eye should wear sunglasses from now on.

Tim's Illegal Drugs & Trade

Thu, 19 May 2011 18:04:39 -0400

If it seems too good to be true, you're not on enough drugs.

Crack Store

Wed, 30 Mar 2011 02:33:26 -0400

When asked the manager about the "product quality" he looked at me very odd before kicking me out.

Cat Crack

Tue, 12 Oct 2010 13:09:36 -0400

For fans of Tim and Eric, and by that I mean people that are insane.

Untitled 6

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 13:20:23 -0400

And you thought ice cream scoopers didn't need hair nets.

Untitled 7

Wed, 12 May 2010 10:53:05 -0400

Decisions, decisions.

Untitled 8

Sun, 04 Apr 2010 14:27:29 -0400

I don't want to know where this Easter Bunny hid the eggs.

Untitled 9

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 09:22:54 -0500

Icraq

Tyrone Biggums

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:06:05 -0500

WHAT! YEAH!

Untitled 11

Tue, 26 May 2009 20:57:14 -0400

That's where he stores his extra clips.

Untitled 12

Thu, 21 May 2009 01:48:09 -0400

He's in a magical galaxy right now so let him have his fun, for tomorrow he's got a random drug test.

Untitled 13

Sun, 01 Mar 2009 01:53:47 -0500

Don't look so sad. Crack a smile!

Untitled 14

Fri, 06 Feb 2009 10:19:53 -0500

The poor grammar doesn't matter since the crack dealer's illiterate.

Untitled 15

Thu, 06 Nov 2008 13:17:51 -0500

This is how easy it is to get drugs in Europe.

Pee-Wee Crack PSA Remix

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 17:31:37 -0400

So funny we forgot to laugh.

Untitled 17

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 13:19:10 -0400

I see London I see France!

Untitled 18

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 18:40:49 -0400

Only in Richmond would you see something like this..

Untitled 19

Mon, 11 Feb 2008 23:03:10 -0500

I'd be more worried if his butt didn't have any crack.