CollegeHumor: Crack

New Phone Makes Guy Feel Like Crack Dealer

Thu, 23 Aug 2012 17:54:39 -0400

So, maybe not a problem with the phone then.

T-Shirt Turns Plumber's Crack into Cleavage

Fri, 06 Jul 2012 11:16:26 -0400

Wow, this plumber can fix anything.

Crack Fixed with Band-Aid

Mon, 18 Jun 2012 12:55:40 -0400

Of course to complete the repair, you'll have to kiss it and make it all better.

Duct Tape Used to Repair Road

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 11:38:20 -0400

Your tax dollars at work.

Eric Bolling: Maxine Waters needs to put away the crack pipe

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 15:30:23 -0500

I Heart Crack Whores

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 22:51:34 -0500

They must have been out of "I Heart NY" stickers.

I Prefer the Term "Crack Enthusiast"

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 19:48:55 -0400

Hey guys. Dwayne. Pete. Ryan. Look, I'm sure you guys mean well with this whole 'intervention' thing but it's misplaced, not to mention hurtful. I mean, guys: I'm not a crack addict-I'm a crack enthusiast.

There's a huge difference, okay Dwayne? What I do between these three-and-a-half walls is my business, and my business alone. I'm a responsibl...

The Language of Eyes

Mon, 30 May 2011 08:41:49 -0400

I think eye should wear sunglasses from now on.

Tim's Illegal Drugs & Trade

Thu, 19 May 2011 18:04:39 -0400

If it seems too good to be true, you're not on enough drugs.

Crack Store

Wed, 30 Mar 2011 02:33:26 -0400

When asked the manager about the "product quality" he looked at me very odd before kicking me out.

Cat Crack

Tue, 12 Oct 2010 13:09:36 -0400

For fans of Tim and Eric, and by that I mean people that are insane.

Untitled 11

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 13:20:23 -0400

And you thought ice cream scoopers didn't need hair nets.

Untitled 12

Wed, 12 May 2010 10:53:05 -0400

Decisions, decisions.

Untitled 13

Sun, 04 Apr 2010 14:27:29 -0400

I don't want to know where this Easter Bunny hid the eggs.

Untitled 14

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 09:22:54 -0500

Icraq

Tyrone Biggums

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:06:05 -0500

WHAT! YEAH!

Untitled 16

Tue, 26 May 2009 20:57:14 -0400

That's where he stores his extra clips.

Untitled 17

Thu, 21 May 2009 01:48:09 -0400

He's in a magical galaxy right now so let him have his fun, for tomorrow he's got a random drug test.

Untitled 18

Sun, 01 Mar 2009 01:53:47 -0500

Don't look so sad. Crack a smile!

Untitled 19

Fri, 06 Feb 2009 10:19:53 -0500

The poor grammar doesn't matter since the crack dealer's illiterate.