Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
It was the best of Craigslist, it was the worst of Craigslist
If she's not a robot, she's got some explaining to do
I'm glad he's getting the word out that exchanging sexual favors for iPads is a bad idea. HOW ELSE WOULD WE KNOW?
Are you looking for "straight money juggalo love shoved right down your nugbone?" I thought so.
Buy this car for your stupid kid
Looking for someone "awesome" who's willing to tear the heads off minotaurs?
Video Game Character Missed Connections
It's just like Romeo & Juliet, except with more vomit
It's okay, Ganondorf. Those Tri-Force pieces are probably in the last place you left them
Why start a regular coverband when yours can have a flaming penis pinwheel?
What makes a good video game system? I'd say being able to see the circuits
"I run my fingers through my 33 years of growth one last time." - Guy talking about his pubes
If you'll excuse me, I'm off to write a buddy comedy starring a mousetrap and a CD
Her biggest problem is that she isn't backwards compatible
There's a thin line between love and stabbings
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