Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
It's just like Romeo & Juliet, except with more vomit
It's okay, Ganondorf. Those Tri-Force pieces are probably in the last place you left them
Why start a regular coverband when yours can have a flaming penis pinwheel?
What makes a good video game system? I'd say being able to see the circuits
"I run my fingers through my 33 years of growth one last time." - Guy talking about his pubes
If you'll excuse me, I'm off to write a buddy comedy starring a mousetrap and a CD
Her biggest problem is that she isn't backwards compatible
There's a thin line between love and stabbings
Here's your dream date, ladies.
Craigslist: A Place For Awesome Kimball Organs
"This pad has doors so people don't come up in yo space, son!"
Craigslist is For Lovers
5 Bizarro Websites
I'll take a hamburger...with a side of love
When you drink, you're not only hurting yourself, you're hurting every ladybug you drunkenly purchase.
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