Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
It's a shame, that jet only had one day left 'til retirement.
"Those dang liberals driving around in their smart cars cutting everybody off"
"Well, you see, officer, I was trying to build my own monorail."
All those children dying was just a dream, right?
This is from the upcoming "Top Gun 2: We Try Really Hard To Kill Tom Cruise."
They'd be a lot more frightened if they weren't so busy thinking how epic the crash was
"On the last day of school, the University of Calgary (unofficially) holds annual couch races. My friends and I strapped a skateboard and two rollerblades on the bottom of this couch. A photographer from the local paper got this picture of our crash."
And by "very much alive" he means "very much crippled."
The driver was charged with "being awesome."
The only thing that gets more wrecked than him is his car.
Sure he made a bit of a mess, but that's prime parking. He's already in the bakery
Give them a break, the conductor was driving like a jerk
If you aspire to ascend the ranks, you should probably stop throwing your tapioca pudding at the better people.rn
Bad ice storms don't bode well for those parked in a sloped parking lot.
He's going to run out of gas before that motorcycle does.
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