Picture "On the last day of school, the University of Calgary (unofficially) holds annual couch races. My friends and I strapped a skateboard and two rollerblades on the bottom of this couch. A photographer from the local paper got this picture of our crash."
Picture If you aspire to ascend the ranks, you should probably stop throwing your tapioca pudding at the better people.rn
Picture "Alright sir, I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the car and take a breathalyser test.""No, sir, I'm going to have to ask YOU to step out of the car."