Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
It's like the Food Pyramid, but you're too high on drugs to eat
If winning is defined as insanity, all Charlie Sheen does is win
Charlie Sheen, you so crazy
Jake and Amir: Beeper
In her defense, she is f*cking crazy
"Honey, isn't that dog who's been teaching himself to read in our backyard? Boy, is he going to lose it when he reads this."
Happy X-TREME-MAS, suckas!
Get this man a vuvuzela! Stat! Oh, and a real doctor because I think his lungs just exploded.
With this roller coaster I will RULE THE WORLD!!!
If you take away evolution, how are adults supposed to get to sleep?
The Titanic will have significantly more mermaid civil war this time around
If LL Cool J doesn't get his 24 roses and baby oil, then LL Cool J doesn't perform. Straight up
This also works as a food pyramid if you're a cannibal
Assassins be CRA-ZY
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