Not every criminal lands on his feet.
Selfies are the new mugshot
"Dude sitting next to me just bounced to the restroom and left his whole Apple suite straight splayed out on this reclaimed. Noice." Guess the lesson here is to never trust strangers. Craigslist
But his friends call him "Nickname."
And fun wins every time.
No, that's not Scatman John reporting the news. But I wish it was.
He did make the cute girl in homeroom laugh, so it was worth it.
And you thought skateboarding couldn't get any more extreme.