Tag: Crime (Page 2)

If Plaxico Burress was just a decoy, he did a great job HotlinkIf Plaxico Burress was just a decoy, he did a great job
And now The Plan, by Jack Handey HotlinkAnd now The Plan, by Jack Handey
I want to spend Christmas with that family. They know how to party HotlinkI want to spend Christmas with that family. They know how to party
Drastic times call for drastic, friendship-ruining measures HotlinkDrastic times call for drastic, friendship-ruining measures
Don't laugh, he graduated first in his class at cat police academy HotlinkDon't laugh, he graduated first in his class at cat police academy
A friendly discussion of roofie etiquette between friends HotlinkA friendly discussion of roofie etiquette between friends
Your right to fart on a cop has been upheld HotlinkYour right to fart on a cop has been upheld
The best piece of shed-related news you'll read all year HotlinkThe best piece of shed-related news you'll read all year
New Contest! That's so Internet HotlinkNew Contest! That's so Internet
He's surprisingly unfazed, this must not be the first time it's happened HotlinkHe's surprisingly unfazed, this must not be the first time it's happened
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At least they still have their dignity. Wait, I take that back HotlinkAt least they still have their dignity. Wait, I take that back
The only way to deal with underage college drinking? Legalize it HotlinkThe only way to deal with underage college drinking? Legalize it
You can't blame him for trying, but you can blame him for impersonating a police officer HotlinkYou can't blame him for trying, but you can blame him for impersonating a police officer
There is a reason robbers are robbers and not doctoral candidates HotlinkThere is a reason robbers are robbers and not doctoral candidates
Man, that Elliot kid can't take a joke HotlinkMan, that Elliot kid can't take a joke
It's obvious these criminals dress themselves HotlinkIt's obvious these criminals dress themselves
Justice, Tangy Mesquite-Style HotlinkJustice, Tangy Mesquite-Style
Best use of the one phone call rule ever HotlinkBest use of the one phone call rule ever
I love beef jerky, too. That doesn't make it right HotlinkI love beef jerky, too. That doesn't make it right
Stupid? Yes, but you have to admire their determination HotlinkStupid? Yes, but you have to admire their determination
I wouldn't want to live in Canada and have feet right now HotlinkI wouldn't want to live in Canada and have feet right now
I want to believe that he always keeps a fish in his car for such occassions HotlinkI want to believe that he always keeps a fish in his car for such occassions
"LET ME CALL MY MOM!" Hotlink"LET ME CALL MY MOM!"