Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The joke starts "so a man breaks into a house and is hiding upstairs..."
Start washing your hands after you use the bathroom or this one gets it.
At first the DEA thought he'd be difficult to find, but apparently he's everywhere.
Upon further inspection the 15-year-old boy was actually a goat in a human costume.
What a terminator couldn't stop a little bit of weed did. Now tell me it's not a gateway drug!
Whoever arrests him has to point and say "I found him!"
You really gotta wine and dine them before you can book them.
Good touch or bad touch?
Police were surprised to find the fried chicken and Kool-Aid untouched.
This is all part of Kodak's new "Catch retarded criminals" camera feature
After Robin left there was no stopping him.
They just arrested the entire Internet.
The things I'd do to her, however, are in several states. The lame states.
Don't underestimate The Force... of a gun.
This guy is more awesome in one moment than most people are their entire lives.
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