Kris "The Kreeper" Kringle strikes again.
He should be happy there's even a spot for 4th place.
Somehow, this is all Brett Favre's fault.
She'll be a botanist whether she likes it or not.
No amount of Happy Meals could save her day.
As if spending their lives dealing with people going through puberty wasn't a big enough prank on teachers.
To be fair pony was the nickname for her grandmother.
Caught in a web of cries.
Fine, you can have a drink if you just stop crying.
If you bid high enough you can also take the first born. Y'know, to cover the repair costs.