Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Baby In Flower Costume Crying Like A Baby
Ronald McDonald Makes Child Cry
Girl Cries Over Pony
Peter Parker Crying
Sober Baby Crying
If you bid high enough you can also take the first born. Y'know, to cover the repair costs.
He puts the ouch in couch.
Let's be honest. You'd be crying too.
Ever realize that Santa and Satan are anagrams? Think about it!
"You b*tch! I thought pulling teeth was our intimate activity!"
"Let's make sure she doesn't eat too much candy" "How about we permanently ruin Halloween for her"
Onions are so judgemental
Now look what you did, Peyton Manning.
Don't blame the kids. Santa's been sitting dead like that for 2.5 days now. His body and hands are ice cold.
"What, didn't get your full gallon of teet milk today?"
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