Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Now look what you did, Peyton Manning.
Don't blame the kids. Santa's been sitting dead like that for 2.5 days now. His body and hands are ice cold.
"What, didn't get your full gallon of teet milk today?"
Even the old "midget in a panda suit" trick didn't work for Little Albert.
Don't be fooled by his soft, fluffy exterior. That's a cold-hearted man on the inside.
How'd you think he got so jolly? He has to steal the joy from children of course.
You should have seen him when they switched the card catalog to digital
Santa just told those two kids Christmas was canceled due to the failing economy.
"LET ME CALL MY MOM!"
Unfortunately for Rachel, tears are a major turn-on for her friend.
"Sorry thats just how I roll, bitch."
If there's one thing I love to see it's children crying at a drunk Santa.
Nothing says "Chirstmas!" like the tears of children.
Boys don't cry.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.