The parents probably regret choosing that as his crib.
Houston, we have a dessert dish.
Ugh, this kid is such a baby. No I mean, literally, he's a baby. And sometimes, try as you might, kids are just like, nope, gonna cry 'cause EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE IS WRONG. Our only ad …
Just respect those around you while you sob, please.
If you can't take the heat, get out of the day care.
Kid, if you think crying's going to get you anywhere in life... look in front of you.
Nothing like the innocent, care-free happiness of a child.
Because it's made with the tears of sad children.
Making a child cry, just like the great St. Patrick intended.
Or is he singing along?
The perfect place to study for finals.
He thinks everything's based on a true story.
No one person is at fault here. You forgot their birthday, they forgot to find shelter after running out of the house to hide how upset they were.
"I'm not crying, there's just something in my soul."
He's sad because one of the big kids in his class called him a "Murder Baby."
Kris "The Kreeper" Kringle strikes again.
He should be happy there's even a spot for 4th place.
She'll be a botanist whether she likes it or not.
No amount of Happy Meals could save her day.
To be fair pony was the nickname for her grandmother.
Caught in a web of cries.
Fine, you can have a drink if you just stop crying.
If you bid high enough you can also take the first born. Y'know, to cover the repair costs.
He puts the ouch in couch.