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Man Loves the Titanic but Not as Much as Perfume
I guess Heaven smells like freshly-cut onions.
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Tom Hank’s Finest Moment In Cinema History
J.J. was the name of the actor who played the dog in Turner and Hooch.
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Clippers Fan Talks About his Feelings and Cries on TV
They've gone from one fan, to none at all.
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World's Crying-est Kid
Honestly, what happened to this kid sucks. If he was crying any less hard, I would feel bad for laughing at him.
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Crying Patriots Fan
We call this "Giseling" now, in honor of Tom Brady's wife.
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Devastated 49ers Fan
After 18-straight years of the 49ers not winning the superbowl, you think he'd expect it by now.
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Sad, Crying Packers Fan
If it makes you feel any better, no one on the team cares about you.
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How to Deactivate a Baby
Whoa, that's so much easier than unconditional love.
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Cat Soothes Crying Baby
It's amazing how love can transcend species. The love of quiet, I mean.
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Cute Baby Scared by How Much He Loves His Country
One day it will all be his.
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Cool Sunglasses Make Baby Stop Crying
Dealt with.
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Little Girl Cries Because the Packers Beat the Vikings
Somehow, this is all Brett Favre's fault.
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Notorious B.A.B.Y.
Baby, baby, baby, can't you see? Sometimes your words just hypnotize me.
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Dog Shuts up Baby
Now they just need a bigger baby to shut up the dog. And a bigger dog to shut up the giant baby. And so forth.
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High School Girl Pranks School with Dead Goldfish Breakdown
As if spending their lives dealing with people going through puberty wasn't a big enough prank on teachers.
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Terrible Child Hates Island Resort Vacation
"Fine, if you feel so strongly about it, next year we'll vacation in Central Pennsylvania."
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The Who, Best Cry Ever Mashup
That opening riff gets him every time.
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Fat Man Cries Like Baby
I haven't seen him this upset since someone posted an insensitively-titled video of him online.
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Little Kid Hates Awesome Birthday Present
"The only thing that could make this day worse is a celebratory cake."
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World's Worst Bird
He's the perfect pet for people that want to want to claw their ears off.


