"Cum" Stuff

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picture Hot tub's his pet name for his overweight wife.

picture "Our cleaning lady dropped by the other day. I guess she's learned to come prepared."

picture Did anyone else get Pie Cum for the last one?

I need some groceries, I'm going to Cum.

picture I need some groceries, I'm going to Cum.

They're practically covered in it.

picture They're practically covered in it.

No way. Really?

picture No way. Really?

Must have hit a lot of home runs, or at least a lot of triples.

picture Must have hit a lot of home runs, or at least a lot of triples.

"Peter, look. You're changing. I know. I went through exactly the same thing at your age."

picture "Peter, look. You're changing. I know. I went through exactly the same thing at your age."

Hey, you have a little still left in the corner of your mouth.

picture Hey, you have a little still left in the corner of your mouth.

The public school system is trying a more subversive way of teaching Sexual Education these days.

picture The public school system is trying a more subversive way of teaching Sexual Education these days.

In theory, this network should be unlocked for anyone to use.

picture In theory, this network should be unlocked for anyone to use.

That's what Fleet Week is all about boys!

picture That's what Fleet Week is all about boys!

I'm doing my semenary studies there.

picture I'm doing my semenary studies there.

Sorta like a Freshman dorm.

picture Sorta like a Freshman dorm.

J.K. Rowling just released her alternate ending.

picture J.K. Rowling just released her alternate ending.

picture Let it snow!

No more laundry! Just pour it all over your sheets, blankets, carpet and clothes.

picture No more laundry! Just pour it all over your sheets, blankets, carpet and clothes.

(Hand) Sex on the beach.

picture (Hand) Sex on the beach.

It's funny because her husband is dead.

picture It's funny because her husband is dead.

"My mother pointed this out to me."

picture "My mother pointed this out to me."

Ends up losing to soft-featured Filipino man

picture Ends up losing to soft-featured Filipino man

But definitely unsafe to leave in the morning between the hours of 5 and noon.

picture But definitely unsafe to leave in the morning between the hours of 5 and noon.

The PT stands for "pretty tacky."

picture The PT stands for "pretty tacky."

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