Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
16 Hilarious Tweets Of What People Yell When They Cum
NO, Pikachu, What Are You DOING? (Game Paused at Perfect Moment)
Company Logo Declares Love For Sperm
The Most Unfortunate Intersection
Push Pin Cum Shot
Ends up losing to soft-featured Filipino man
My grandma is so much cooler than your grandma. You don't even know bro!
But definitely unsafe to leave in the morning between the hours of 5 and noon.
It's funny because her husband is dead.
The dressing rooms have industrial size vats of Jergens body lotion.
(Hand) Sex on the beach.
The real question is whether it's a toy for boys or girls.
Imagine how many awesomely original pickup lines "hot blonde girl who works the cash register" gets every day.
There must have been a smoking hot snow vagina across the street.
J.K. Rowling just released her alternate ending.
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