Ends up losing to soft-featured Filipino man picture Ends up losing to soft-featured Filipino man

| 6 comments | September 10, 2010
My grandma is so much cooler than your grandma. You don't even know bro! picture My grandma is so much cooler than your grandma. You don't even know bro!

| 13 comments | August 12, 2010
But definitely unsafe to leave in the morning between the hours of 5 and noon. picture But definitely unsafe to leave in the morning between the hours of 5 and noon.

| 16 comments | July 07, 2010
It's funny because her husband is dead. picture It's funny because her husband is dead.

| 102 comments | June 13, 2010
The dressing rooms have industrial size vats of Jergens body lotion. picture The dressing rooms have industrial size vats of Jergens body lotion.

From Sean

| 63 comments | May 20, 2010
(Hand) Sex on the beach. picture (Hand) Sex on the beach.

From dtrain77

| 11 comments | March 09, 2010
The real question is whether it's a toy for boys or girls. picture The real question is whether it's a toy for boys or girls.

From Jason

| 9 comments | February 17, 2010
Imagine how many awesomely original pickup lines "hot blonde girl who works the cash register" gets every day. picture Imagine how many awesomely original pickup lines "hot blonde girl who works the cash register" gets every day.

| 27 comments | February 11, 2010
There must have been a smoking hot snow vagina across the street. picture There must have been a smoking hot snow vagina across the street.

From Matt

| 4 comments | February 09, 2010
J.K. Rowling just released her alternate ending. picture J.K. Rowling just released her alternate ending.

From Ryan George

| 96 comments | December 09, 2009
The PT stands for "pretty tacky." picture The PT stands for "pretty tacky."

| 27 comments | October 21, 2009
They're practically covered in it. picture They're practically covered in it.

From brent

| 26 comments | September 15, 2009
Hey, you have a little still left in the corner of your mouth. picture Hey, you have a little still left in the corner of your mouth.

From MattPatt

| 277 comments | August 03, 2009
In theory, this network should be unlocked for anyone to use. picture In theory, this network should be unlocked for anyone to use.

From J2k

| 67 comments | July 17, 2009
Hot tub's his pet name for his overweight wife. picture Hot tub's his pet name for his overweight wife.

From Seamus D

| 120 comments | June 23, 2009
That's what Fleet Week is all about boys! picture That's what Fleet Week is all about boys!

| 116 comments | June 21, 2009
"Peter, look. You're changing. I know. I went through exactly the same thing at your age." picture "Peter, look. You're changing. I know. I went through exactly the same thing at your age."

From The Silly Billy

| 249 comments | May 03, 2009
The public school system is trying a more subversive way of teaching Sexual Education these days. picture The public school system is trying a more subversive way of teaching Sexual Education these days.

| 64 comments | February 21, 2009
No more laundry! Just pour it all over your sheets, blankets, carpet and clothes. picture No more laundry! Just pour it all over your sheets, blankets, carpet and clothes.

| 48 comments | December 29, 2008
Let it snow! picture Let it snow!

| 232 comments | December 12, 2008