If you can read this, you are not filled with enough joy and possibly not a real person.
And by save, we mean he'll poop on your floor and then fall asleep.
I love playing...HOLY CRAP IS THAT GRASS?!
Doggy DeVito just realized who he's named after.
It was a good day until the pizza got hit by a car.
It took him 5 years, but he finally did it.
Animals rule and sometimes, as humans, or animals dressed like humans on the internet, we forget that. It's time to show our little fuzzy friends how much we love them...by taking humiliating pictures …
Gather 'round children, it's time I told you the great adventures of Grandpa Panda.
And his name is derp cat.
So cute you could become a cannibal.
It's like you're not even trying.
I'm so happy someone finally understands why I got all my teeth removed.
It's obviously a free verse poem. Not that you'd understand the complexities of human emotion and language.
One of these things is not like the other.
Mr. Pomeranian demands the highest quality porcelain sink for his Friday night relaxation soak.