It's a dog annoy cat world out there.
You can't be this adorable without breaking a few eggs.
I think this one is called "Blue Steel".
He's at war with our hearts.
They're just like us if we could rip faces off with our bare hands.
But that window tastes just like a window.
You gotta tickle them while they're young, before they can kill everyone.
I believe this is called the "upward facing human".
This one's for you, Internet.
"Awww, look at how scared the tortoise is, do it again, kitty!"-the tortoise's ex-girlfriend.
You are what your terrible parents force you to eat.
There's nothing in the rule book that says a dog can't be a jockey.