More like Aw-possum. Well, if they aren't your pastries.
Wait, which one married Heidi Klum?
He's sad because no one ordered cheesy bread.
He only drinks 1% milk.
The score about boobs and looking at them.
He's usually more of a CatDog Cheese Nips guy but, at this point in his life, he'll take what he can get.
"No, we don't let him drink it. What do you think we are, bad parents?"
In his defense, the sign doesn't say anything about not sitting.
I have this sinking feeling he isn't supposed to be there.
His dad passed it down to him, because, apparently, he wasn't.
It's like they think they're people.
This guy bless America.
She's so dedicated to the theme, she only eats fruit and Dots candy while wearing it.
"Adorable! I love Matt Lauer." - Your Mom
"Let's go to Taco Bell, I hear it's like one step better than dog food."
You don't get that rich without quoting "Corky Romano" once or twice.
"Wonderful, Meredith. Now how about we retire to the foot of your bed?"
Practice makes pariah.
It was cute until the guy got an erection and then mauled.
What an asshole, that's not the goat seat.
I'm not a "gun person," but this is adorable.
It's not the size of the dog, but how much he knows about lactic acid buildup.
It's never too early to talk to your kids about marketing.
Go ahead, make her a peanut butter and jelly sandwich without the crust cut off.