We recently received a submission to CH from a guy with a delightful little story. According to him, "Brandon invited a bunch of us to his parents place to do shrooms for the first time. Things got cr …
Or the dad sweat through his kid's dungarees.
He shoots, he causes lasting brain damage.
You may have lost your youth, but you've still got that spunk. (via justmiddleagedmanthings.tumblr.com, run by your dad)
He also uses the woodchipper as a blender.
So that's what that Lego Star Wars Father's Day special would have looked like.
But your mom loves you anyway.
Tryna catch me ridin' pregnant.
He is risen and he is pissed.
Aww, such an adorable budding psychopath.
Dad just keepin' it real on career day
Papa don't preach good parenting.
For the man who can't decide between Father of the Year and Fan of the Year
Okily triple bass dokily.
Oh yeah, this is some groovy doobstep.
Better than dropping the baby on his phone, I guess.
"I told him that the car was parked perfectly."