Child Pees on Dad's Shoulders picture Child Pees on Dad's Shoulders

This adds a whole new meaning to "baby got back."

| 8 comments | October 11, 2011
Weed Card for Dad picture Weed Card for Dad

Inside: "Sorry man, I'll DEFINITELY take out the trash tomorrow, dude."

| 2 comments | May 18, 2011
Kid Hides in His Dad's Shirt picture Kid Hides in His Dad's Shirt

He loves him and all, but he just can't stand to be spotted with a man who orders parfaits.

| 29 comments | May 14, 2011
You Spelled Dad Wrong picture You Spelled Dad Wrong

Either way, it depends on your tolerance for sweatpants with elastic at the ankle.

| 10 comments | May 12, 2011
Baby Finds Sexy Girls picture Baby Finds Sexy Girls

Unfortunately it's not a pop-up book

| 21 comments | April 25, 2011
Roller Coaster Will Melt Your Child's Face picture Roller Coaster Will Melt Your Child's Face

For some kids, when you make a face it does stay like that.

| 11 comments | April 18, 2011
Father-and-Son Facebook Beatings picture Father-and-Son Facebook Beatings

"That's exactly why Mom left."

From tarrybear

| 4 comments | March 24, 2011
Eric: OK, so she immediately passed out. But I can hear the faint beat of a heart. Or maybe that's my watch. Y'know what, I should go check on her again. picture Eric: OK, so she immediately passed out. But I can hear the faint beat of a heart. Or maybe that's my watch. Y'know what, I should go check on her again.

| 4 comments | March 23, 2011
He calls the house looking for the dog. She always knew how to take care of him. picture He calls the house looking for the dog. She always knew how to take care of him.

| 14 comments | March 10, 2011
Her dad replied "LOL, it's fine. Could use some tending to by your mother LOL." picture Her dad replied "LOL, it's fine. Could use some tending to by your mother LOL."

| 1 comment | February 07, 2011
D.A.D. yeah you know me. picture D.A.D. yeah you know me.

| 33 comments | February 01, 2011
Smart. Until dad posts "WTF Gary" on his boss's wall. picture Smart. Until dad posts "WTF Gary" on his boss's wall.

From spencer

| 81 comments | January 11, 2011
... then he realized it was his mother. picture ... then he realized it was his mother.

From Alec

| 10 comments | January 03, 2011
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of sperm suddenly cried out in terror. picture I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of sperm suddenly cried out in terror.

| 23 comments | November 10, 2010 | +500,000 views
Despite its lack of red or orange coloring, I've still decided to title the piece "Amber Alert." picture Despite its lack of red or orange coloring, I've still decided to title the piece "Amber Alert."

| 8 comments | October 01, 2010
"Then you will take my lovely Jenny back to my house afterwards and make out with her on the couch for 20- 25 minutes. I'll be watching to make sure..." picture "Then you will take my lovely Jenny back to my house afterwards and make out with her on the couch for 20- 25 minutes. I'll be watching to make sure..."

| 22 comments | September 13, 2010
I guess that explains Mike's mom's triple bypass. picture I guess that explains Mike's mom's triple bypass.

From big steve

| 88 comments | September 13, 2010
"JESSICA MUST GET OFF THE LAPTOP HER FATHER BOUGHT HER!!!!!" - Best Dad Ever picture "JESSICA MUST GET OFF THE LAPTOP HER FATHER BOUGHT HER!!!!!" - Best Dad Ever

From Eli

| 51 comments | August 17, 2010
Don't you hate it when your dad embarrasses you when you're trying to get a picture with a really cool dead fish? (note the blood on her shirt. It belongs to her and she has to go to the hospital because the fish bit her). picture Don't you hate it when your dad embarrasses you when you're trying to get a picture with a really cool dead fish? (note the blood on her shirt. It belongs to her and she has to go to the hospital because the fish bit her).

| 12 comments | August 03, 2010
"You remind me of your mother. Except your bust is slightly larger than hers." picture "You remind me of your mother. Except your bust is slightly larger than hers."

| 203 comments | July 30, 2010