C'mon, what's the worst that could happen?
I guess that's one way to cool off.
Better than dropping the baby on his phone, I guess.
"I told him that the car was parked perfectly."
Mmmmmm, this baby is delicious.
Dad and I were never really that close.
If kangaroos can do it, why can't we?
At least he didn't propose a shotgun wedding. I would hate to see what he would have done with one.
Put your hands in the air if you're a true father.