You don't need to be a family to be dysfunctional.
"Is it hot in here or are your cheeks red from embarrassment?"
"In my eyes, I have no sun."
He just found out that he's not the biological father.
At least the baby looks ha-pee.
Holding the child like that helps stabilize the camera.
He sweats pure testosterone.
Most of that 50 is going towards industrial solvent to get the permanent marker off the mirror.
He makes her watch a VHS of You Don't Mess with the Zohan when she needs to be punished.
All the more reason for her to be promiscuous!