The mother is a burrito.
The hipsters are breeding.
Grandma is going to need a lot of help understanding this picture.
"Something smells like feet" - Dad
For the man who can't decide between Father of the Year and Fan of the Year
Oh yeah, this is some groovy doobstep.
C'mon, what's the worst that could happen?
I guess that's one way to cool off.
Better than dropping the baby on his phone, I guess.
"I told him that the car was parked perfectly."
Mmmmmm, this baby is delicious.
Dad and I were never really that close.
If kangaroos can do it, why can't we?
"Is it hot in here or are your cheeks red from embarrassment?"
"In my eyes, I have no sun."
He just found out that he's not the biological father.
At least the baby looks ha-pee.
Holding the child like that helps stabilize the camera.
He sweats pure testosterone.
Most of that 50 is going towards industrial solvent to get the permanent marker off the mirror.
All the more reason for her to be promiscuous!
Pops is just mad he didn't get a shoutout in the profile.
They really shouldn't allow laptops at the dinner table.
GOONTER, stay in the house!