Tag: Dale Earnhardt

Dale's not dead, he just moved to California where no one gives a damn about Nascar. Picture Dale's not dead, he just moved to California where no one gives a damn about Nascar.
Then shave the rest of your back and you'll have a killer suntan. Picture Then shave the rest of your back and you'll have a killer suntan.
That man has a wife who loves him. Picture That man has a wife who loves him.
I always suspected that upon his death, Dale Earnhardt would replace god himself as the supreme being. This redneck's mobile home proves it. Picture I always suspected that upon his death, Dale Earnhardt would replace god himself as the supreme being. This redneck's mobile home proves it.
You might be a redneck... if you have Nascar topiary in your yard. Picture You might be a redneck... if you have Nascar topiary in your yard.
I can't imagine a better tribute to a dead guy. Can you? Picture I can't imagine a better tribute to a dead guy. Can you?