"Stop looking at my screen. Stop looking at my screen. Dude, quit cheating, and STOP LOOKING at my SCREEN."
If he's wearing a Cowboys shirt, it must be the 90's.
The graphics guy was murdered during the game.
I know this is a bad time, but do you have the $5 you owe me?
"Runningback Musa Smith breaking his leg at the Baltimore vs. Dallas game. "
"This is what happens when you stick 170 toothpicks in your narcoleptic roommate's hair."