Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Technically, it only applies to really funky epileptic seizures
In a perfect world, everywhere would be a discoth
They probably think he's actually talking about Superman
If you've ever wanted to put your face on a MILF's body and watch her dance, today is your day. Also, your dreams are really strange and specific.
You're never too young to start cranking dat
The doctor said he'd never walk again, but they didn't say anything about dancing
Adding a little more power to his Proton Pack-age.
"This was a private event only open to immediate family. Somehow our mentally disabled second cousin Percy breached security"
Serving your country is da bomb
Ironically, the audience erupted in cheer
There's no way he's growing up normal
Best Buy employee just wants to party
The "too raunchy" Pam Anderson pole dance? That's like a "too sporty" Wimbledon match.
It's time to destroy robots before this goes any further
I get to be little spoon!
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