Listen up, fellow humans of Mesopotamia (or as we call ourselves, the "Cool Animals").

This new "Music" thing has been a massive success for the past two years. Frankly, when An-Bakoul-Rakhaazah first pitched the idea at HumanCon, I was skeptical; I mean, "notes" and "tones" and "not just saying words but saying them in this dumb specific way"? It sounded ridiculous. His sand presentation was a mess! Even the friggin' God of Grain was rolling his ten eyes (his head is five crows).

/article/6887032 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6887032/18-gifs-of-dads-dancing Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:32:57 -0400 What makes a good father? Is it patience and love, or is it the uncanny ability to dance without either shame or rhythm? We've collected the 18 Best Dad Dance moves in GIFs and Vines, so turn on your favorite music, and watch these guys go.

Want to see more from any of these guys? Click on the image to watch the complete original.

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Mr. Lupinski,

My neighbors on the 6th floor here at Tenement Towers have been causing quite a ruckus and, frankly, I've had enough. The Puerto Ricans sing so loudly that I can hear it through the walls; but when I ask them to repeat a particularly catchy diddy, they refuse! "What singing?", they ask, like they didn't even notice that they were singing! That ain't right, I tell ya, a body should remember when they've broken out into a dramatic ballad.
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