In some parts of the country it's not considered poor form to scare the sh*t out of someone holding a gun.
They finally perfected that Polish helicopter ejector seat.
Who allowed these two places to open next to each other?
No pansies allowed.
This is one of those cases where a picture is really more effective than a thousand words.
Let's try it anyway - what could go wrong?
Say what you want but when a pelican with a hat talks, people listen.
The dangerous part is that the janitor is insane and in love with his mop.