Dare: move to a nicer city.
According to a recent study, 98% of DARE shirts are worn ironically.
"When he accepted the dare quickly, I upped it with the blood and crap."
"Real yeller butter, Frank!!" Frank eats butter for cash.
...pretty liberal D.A.R.E. program, eh?
You'd think they'd skip this number for DARE cars kind of like hotels skip floor 13.
"Uhh, ma'am... We're gonna need you to put your hands on the squad car."