CollegeHumor: Dating

Meet Your Bachelors

Thu, 17 May 2012 16:17:18 -0400

It's a good thing that Emily is probably a terrible person, too.

1950’s Dating Tips

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 15:39:00 -0400

Can't get a date? Follow these simple rules and someone will probably slap you for being an old-fashioned misogynist.

25 Things You Say During Sex, And What You Really Mean

Sun, 01 Apr 2012 19:49:30 -0400

Roll your cursor over the text to see what it really means…

Dating The Aziz Ansari Way

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 11:11:29 -0400

Nothing's "too much" when you have a credit card, right? Right? Oh god, I've made a huge mistake.

10 Things You Were Going to Do This Winter, But Probably Didn't

Sun, 25 Mar 2012 23:44:45 -0400

What you said in December: It’s not that cold out right now and this windbreaker over my fleece is doing the trick for now. Sure it looks idiotic and doesn’t match anything I wear, but I read on this fashion blog written by a 13 year-old that not matching is the new matching. I didn’t believe it at first, but she’s got like 300 followers, so she must know what’s up.

What you said in February: OK, there were a couple days where it was actually freezing out, but that’s what the turtleneck, doubled NorthFace fleeces, and thick plastic raincoat are for, right?

What you’re saying now: Good thing I didn’t waste my money on a fancy coat. I would have only worn it like sixty times. Now I have that money to spend on useful things. Who wants to go drink on a porch? I’m buying.

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OK Go-Pid

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 11:42:47 -0400

Rock band OK Go announces the world's most fun and least successful dating site.

Jake and Amir: Club

Sun, 11 Mar 2012 20:31:54 -0400

Lines are signs of sublime times.

Ryan Gosling's Guide To Picking Up Chicks

Wed, 29 Feb 2012 11:39:55 -0500

Step 1: Be Ryan Gosling.

What Not to Say to Girls

Tue, 28 Feb 2012 01:18:17 -0500

For all you Casanovas that glean relationship advice from Internet videos.

Just Friendship Competition

Tue, 28 Feb 2012 01:16:27 -0500

Not just anyone can be banished to the friend zone, it takes hard work, dedication and patheticness.

Gender Role Reversal Dating

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 16:01:57 -0500

"Does this mustache make me look fat?"

Jon Lajoie: Dating Service Commercial

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 00:38:51 -0500

Find that special someone to make your life a living hell.

Valentine's Day Rant

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 14:42:56 -0500

In the words of Adam Sandler, from the acclaimed period drama The Wedding Singer, love stinks.

Inter-Tattoo Dating PSA

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 13:50:15 -0500

If we work together, we can make the world a better place for sleeping with totally hot, rock and roll-looking people.

How to Get a Boyfriend in Middle School

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 23:10:42 -0500

This advice is only for people in middle school. Sorry, creepy old men.

Your Future Husband's Online Dating Video

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 23:48:50 -0500

You're not ready to meet your soul mate.

Dog Doesn't Approve of You Dating His Daughter

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 14:26:31 -0500

His suspicions of Kyle were confirmed when he showed up at the front door with a box of chocolate.

Shit Girls Say 2

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 14:01:24 -0500

Can't talk with them, can't talk without them.

15 Things Your Girlfriend Says And What They Actually Mean

Mon, 14 Nov 2011 02:59:48 -0500

Roll over the pictures to see what she’s really saying…

"I'm Shithead" Dating Video Song

Thu, 27 Oct 2011 14:17:59 -0400

She's a real "keep her away from me."