Happy belated Mother's Day, America!
Now the only Facebook she'll have is the book she's reading with her face, because she's grounded, missy.
He just found out that he's not the biological father.
But it's still dad's fault for throwing her into the car.
All the more reason for her to be promiscuous!
Despite its lack of red or orange coloring, I've still decided to title the piece "Amber Alert."
Dad did a good job annoying her right off the bat by spelling her name "Stefani".
"Or son. You know, for Vincent too."
"Girls become lovers who turn into mothers, so mothers be good to your daughters too."