#11: Save some for the encore.
Luckily for him, you don't need an audience when you have Paul Shaffer.
Not to worry, all convention gift packets come with extra strength NoDoz.
Of course, "I'm not a vampire" is exactly what a vampire would say.
Aziz Ansari (Parks and Recreation) talks about the strange and mystifying things that happen when you hang with Kanye and Jay-Z.