Tag: Dead Animal (Page 2)

Just let him go, the worst that could happen is they give birth to a zombie deer-dog hybrid. Picture Just let him go, the worst that could happen is they give birth to a zombie deer-dog hybrid.
I know we only had to go a mile, but I still told you letting the tail drag was a bad idea! Picture I know we only had to go a mile, but I still told you letting the tail drag was a bad idea!
I told him to duck! Picture I told him to duck!
"How to spot a redneck DUI." Picture "How to spot a redneck DUI."
The race ended in a 5-way tie. Picture The race ended in a 5-way tie.
You think you're having a bad day? Picture You think you're having a bad day?
World's grossest pinata. Picture World's grossest pinata.
Now let's eat them all! Picture Now let's eat them all!
"Deer with it!" Picture "Deer with it!"
All hail the mighty dolphin slayer! Picture All hail the mighty dolphin slayer!
Goes well with catsup. Picture Goes well with catsup.
You two make a lovely couple. Picture You two make a lovely couple.
Those are all mosquitoes, and I'll give you $10 to lick the grill with the bottom of your tongue. Picture Those are all mosquitoes, and I'll give you $10 to lick the grill with the bottom of your tongue.
Why you should never ride in a motorcycle sidecar in Florida. Picture Why you should never ride in a motorcycle sidecar in Florida.
I'm so grateful to be alive and back in my cardboard box. Picture I'm so grateful to be alive and back in my cardboard box.
You'll never forget your first. Picture You'll never forget your first.
"I'll have mine to go." Picture "I'll have mine to go."
It's the taxes that get you. Picture It's the taxes that get you.
Yup, this is how we found him. Looks like he stuffed a rag in the exhaust pipe and left the car running. Picture Yup, this is how we found him. Looks like he stuffed a rag in the exhaust pipe and left the car running.
That's the closest you'll ever see the words "delicate" and "elk asshole." Picture That's the closest you'll ever see the words "delicate" and "elk asshole."
The Easter Bunny is like a living pinata. Picture The Easter Bunny is like a living pinata.
You're up at 5 am? Here's a picture of a chipmunk eating a dead bird, weirdo. Picture You're up at 5 am? Here's a picture of a chipmunk eating a dead bird, weirdo.
The deer community is up in arms that he isn't being charged with rape. Picture The deer community is up in arms that he isn't being charged with rape.
Jack, don't... make... any... sudden moves... Don't panic when I tell you this... There's a wolf on your head. Picture Jack, don't... make... any... sudden moves... Don't panic when I tell you this... There's a wolf on your head.