Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
NEVER STOP HOPPIN'
This is what happens when you hit a bird in a Porsche at 250kph Part 4 of 4
"This is what happens when you hit a bird in a Porsche at 250kph Part 3 of 4"
"This is what happens when you hit a bird in a Porsche at 250kph Part 2 of 4."
"This is what happens when you hit a bird in a Porsche at 250kph." [155 mph for you Yankees]
I'm telling you, snake blood gives you an extra 100-200 horsepower, depending on how wise the snake is.
Ford -1, Mother Nature - 0
"The driver of this car said, 'You like that huh? I killed that mother fucker myself!' Who tough talks a dead baby alligator?"
I wonder how you resuscitate a drowning cat.
Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?
What about dimes? They're small.
"By far the coolest roadkill ever seen." We should put this picture on currency.
Now where did I bury those nuts?
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.